One String Out of Tune
RSSSomething wrong when you regret things that haven’t happened yet.
- The Submarines
Stand still, pause clocks, We Can Make The World Stop.
- The Glitch Mob
Mindfucked.
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I assume we’re going to be very familiar with the Tumbeasts, so I am naming them.
This one’s name is Forrest because he is running
This ones name is Rocky
And this is Kevin. He is special.
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It's Just a Couch: Alerts to Terror Threats in 2011 Europe by John Cleese
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the…
For instance: “The curtains were blue.”
What your teacher thinks: “The curtains represent his immense depression and his lack of will to carry on.”
What the author meant: “The curtains were fucking blue.”
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